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Nancy Guthrie is wherever Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 went.

Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:

I haven’t seen Ayo Donbucco make a shot for the Minnesota Timberwolves yet, and he gets torched every possession on defense. Great trade.

Looking back, I guess my uncle had Tourette’s

How about pick a guy who doesn’t look exactly like an ape to run this outreach program. That dude def has bananas in his pockets

So glad NFL Network has never filmed me in my office at any point during a work day.

LeBron never did that

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran: "I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

Open the border.

How do the Minnesota Timberwolves not sign this guy with our glaring need at PG?

KOC:

The Pat Micheletti glazing during this tournament run for Hibbing is going to be insufferable

I don’t even want to hear Skip’s thoughts on sports…

“17-year old Joseph Contreras still on the mound for Brazil. He has his driver’s exam next week and a group project due in AP American History. Now he’ll face Cal Raleigh, who hit 60 home runs for the Mariners last year…”