Can’t fathom why the Lakers can’t get a better shot than forced 3’s in a game like this. I don’t understand.

Anybody on sports twitter follow UFC? There’s a FD profit boost for 3+ leg parlays and I need a couple locks!

Bet Pelicans live spread in the 4th and they immediately turn the ball over 3 times in a row. Can’t make this shit up.

Trying to fathom living in a reality where the president of the United States casually tweets drone videos of humans being obliterated and people just don’t even notice.

Update: that day brought a shit ton of waiting and disappointment lol

Anyone with a brain knows this doesn’t count as jinxing it. They didn’t say the N-phrase.

Got me again. Brand new bag.

FanDuel needs to void Tyrese Halliburton

Just FYI FanDuel you better void Haliburton props or you’re gonna have fires in the streets.

Man FanDuel Sportsbook is about to go bankrupt if they make the wrong decision tonight. IMAGINE the customers lost.

I’m sitting here waiting on FanDuel Sportsbook to announce Haliburton prop voids, it’s not happening and I almost can’t believe it. Every other major Sportsbook has done it. This FD fumble might be one of the biggest oofs by an online Sportsbook in recent history. Deleting my account.

Well FanDuel Sportsbook you didn’t think we would follow through after your Haliburton fuck up, robbing thousands of people of thousands of dollars. You’ve fucked me for the last time, you thieving piece of shit.

Hey FanDuel learn a thing or two from DraftKings Sportsbook and you might earn some customers back…

Happy birthday to 6-time All-Star and 2010 NL MVP Joey Votto! 🥳 Reply and repost for a chance to win this Topps autographed card!

Wtf happened to the Padres? Dogshit.

FAFO 🤡🤡🤡

Just an FYI Wendy’s you should have someone from management check out the location on Clinton St in Fort Wayne. Hands down one of the most ghetto, half ran unreliable fast food location I’ve ever been to. Rude employees, wrong orders. Every time.