god do i love straight piped Z

Been awake for 24h waiting at ER, starting to think losing my thumbs aint so bad afterall...

okay imma be real for a sec, WHO EVER DESIGN THESES CARDS NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE THOSE ARE SOME BANGING ARTS FOR A FUCKING TCG LIKE WTF ???? MY WALLET CANT TAKE IT MAN, STOP !!!

God, i wanna dress up as a pregnancy test for halloween just so women like this can piss on me 🙏😭

it range from i have a jacked F-150 to i think i have a ferrari ahhh design.

Hey, favorite MTG commander is mothman btw

You never gonna believe whats happening in a couples hours.

Anyways if you dont know what to get me for my birthday just get the goth girl with thighs like mewtwo to say happy birthday old man or even Hi. ( plz dont im scared of womens)

Tommorow, we gamble.

New year new me(ntally down bad for more goth girls)

IS THAT A SAMURAI DOG ?????

How i think my falcon look 10 beers deep ( not even close) ( youre so sick noki holy shit)

Sir Ian McKellen (aka Gandalf & Magneto) casting Unlimited Blade Works

Starting the day off by cracking a cold one. I have no clue whats good or not, we doing it blind for the gambling gods.

Mackinnon missing that open net might the most generational fumble since LittleProfit kivil " j'pa un gars d'meme".

Excuse my french but, TABARNAK noki !