White people be like my dog is moving out on Friday so I’m looking for a new roommate starting next month

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white people be like my dog is emancipated

They said it was gonna be one of the worst snow storms in our cities and it ain’t even raining lmao

eventos canónicos de un hombre -aburrirse de los videojuegos -el cumpleaños es un día más -la teoría del 2do amor -”eres muy buen chico,pero…” -llorar delante de tu madre -tocar fondo y perderse a si mismo -insomnio

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Sof stays Cookin’ ✍️ In partnership with Dove , #GothamFC midfielder Sofia Cook has signed a contract extension through the 2028 season. Let’s keep going! Read more: gothamfc.com/news/cook-sign…

“After careful consideration, we’ve decided to move forward with another candidate for the position” thanks but im gonna stop you right there and reply with my suicide note because you wasted 3 weeks of my life fantasizing about this role and now i have no choice but to Die

I apply for a job and immediately start fantasizing about it. Where I’ll live, how I’ll commute to work, and how I’ll spend the salary

i rate her so highly she is such a creative player, so fun to watch!!!!

that girllllll ⭐️⭐️ Sofia Cook ➡️ 2028 with #GothamFC 🤝 Dove

job making us fill out a tracker that details what we do every 15 minutes

Good morning to all the other fathers out there waking up to train after 5-6 hours of sleep before work and a full afternoon/evening of dad duty just like you did yesterday and just like you will do tomorrow

When you finally get 9-5 and your family is appreciating you but deep down you know this is not what you want but you compromised with yourself.

I was offered $95K. I asked for $110K. They came back with $105K.I accepted. The 30 seconds of discomfort asking for more earned me an extra $10K/year. This is where context matters; that's $50K over 5 years. For 30 seconds of awkwardness. Always negotiate. Always.