The type of shit niggas be on when they owe u money

a little girl calling me pretty is like getting elected president y’all wouldn’t get it

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

A ngga will eat yo pssy today and eat another btch pssy today! Thought I was gonna say tomorrow no btch today

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Are people aware that when you talk to someone on the phone via your car speakers everyone within a 250 foot radius can hear the person you're talking to with incredible clarity lmao

they put on black face at a party and all pass out drunk. When they wake up they’re actually black and in the 50’s and get to experience racism first hand

If someone initiates an uncomfortable conversation instead of avoiding you, it’s often a sign of respect and investment in the relationship. Most people will prioritize their own comfort and avoid taking a positive risk rather than endure a little awkwardness to repair a rupture.

We should’ve never normalize $2K rent. What are we doing here???? I want to believe we could have a rent strike but there’s always going to be fools telling us to get a side hustle instead of holding landlords accountable.

They're no single dads in the African community. Single dads get help from grandmothers, aunties and every living female relative or friends. Single mothers get to do it on their own .

And this is why I’m having a tough time with maintaining friendships cause it’s all online w/ a dash of restaurant meet ups. Bring back visiting each other’s spaces & serving tea and cookies.

Girls don't actually hate cooking. They hate being told that they have to cook because they're girls.

No-one should try to kill me or even fight me over man. If we're dealing with the same man just let me know and I'll release him to you. No man is worth even a scratch on my face

Y'all be on here talking about Navy Yard like it's Gotham City 😂😂😂

Notice how he’s living his life like he doesn’t have a child? Now if we show the mom’s life in comparison, she barely has time to pee for 5 minutes alone. GUARD YOUR WOMBS

Young whites walking by casually meanwhile

I honestly don't know the difference between highway, freeway and interstate. All I know is I'm driving & I'm on a road.

Women’s bodies literally scream “make a baby” every month, and we still manage self-control. But men? Five minutes of temptation and suddenly biology is to blame? Please. Evolution isn’t the problem impulse is.

Taught my son that he is 100% responsible for preventing pregnancy. It’s your bodily fluid that causes pregnancy— so it’s your responsibility to keep it to yourself. A lot of you fathers missed this part of “the talk”

Women aren’t picking wrong, they’re being misled.