Flat stomach, fatter ass, slim waist, $9 million dollars,and a townhome?!

“Não dá pra ter tudo.” Amor, esse ano vai ter que dar.

Mds eu odeio quando eu tenho a chance de dormir cedo e fico enrolando mexendo no celular

being broke and having flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

“she’s so self centered” who’s supposed to be the center of my life? you? 💀💀

calling twitter X

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family

Dear instagram, Please move dms back to the top corner. I hate you. Thanks

I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET I AM A MONEY MAGNET

this

Somebody said Black people can't be vampires because we put garlic and onion powder in everything

They could live down the street and you’ll still never see them

Please Lord.

I'm gonna cry so hard when I finally make it to where I wanna be in life becus lord knowsssss

70 million dollars!!!???