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Zachary Ares

@zaresdeterding

Just another middle-aged white dude who shouts for attention on the internet.

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calendar_today14-02-2017 16:59:50

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EMPLOYMENT LAW QUESTION: A government agency is refusing to pay me for work I did in 2022 because it was performed during a period of "Ghost Protocol" when the president had disavowed my team's existence but then asked us to work in the shadows. Do I have any recourse here?

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6yo old: Don't step on the lines in the sidewalk! 4yo old: If you're a wizard the more lines you can touch the more powerful you become! Rogue Scholar MDC 💀 #Rifts does this mean she's going to be a Leyline Walker when she grows up?

6yo old: Don't step on the lines in the sidewalk!

4yo old: If you're a wizard the more lines you can touch the more powerful you become!

<a href="/RogueScholarMDC/">Rogue Scholar MDC 💀 #Rifts</a> does this mean she's going to be a Leyline Walker when she grows up?
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These are still the Canon X-Men in my mind, not that I didn't love it when Cyclops went full-on Huey P. Mutant and made Magneto his sidekick to show him how it's done.

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Fuuuuuuck it's -15° out and I'm working outside all day. I seriously looked at the down payment for my house that I've saved and wondered how long I could live off it instead of coming to work. 😅

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I've seen a lot of people on TTRPG Twitter surprised that people are turning on each other about WotC and the OGL. All I have to say is...

I've seen a lot of people on TTRPG Twitter surprised that people are turning on each other about WotC and the OGL. All I have to say is...
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I never got into The Office but I've played all the way through Mass Effect more than once and this would have been the best DLC ever. tiktok.com/t/ZTRG9RmoR/

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Professional DMing has killed my Tinder game. Everybody asks "are you D&D free" and I'm like "hell no girl, I get paid for D&D." Then the conversation ends. Who knew there were such strong opinions on this game.

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Today, King Charles takes the throne. Though he still can’t say aluminum correctly, he’s now absolute monarch of the EU and can tell England, Scotland, Ireland, and Whales what to do, and they must obey. America, however, remains the oldest, greatest, and freest country on Earth

Today, King Charles takes the throne. Though he still can’t say aluminum correctly, he’s now absolute monarch of the EU and can tell England, Scotland, Ireland, and Whales what to do, and they must obey.

America, however, remains the oldest, greatest, and freest country on Earth