" HEEEEHEHEH~! HAAAPPY NEW *HIC* YEEEEAR! "

On the weekends you can probably see Ryekie from his window, wearing nothing but a shirt and tights which did little to hide his bulk. He might give you a flex if you're lucky, or he could simply hunch over and drink a mug of coffee. He was off duty, after all.

" Buy my Brand-New Zap the Justice Cereal! " " Guaranteed to put a spark in your step! "

" Laugh through the pain, always! It'll confuse your enemies and keep your friends happy! "

" You want to call me daddy?! So does a lot of people... man- I wish people had better father figures- "

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" Identity theft is not a joke! "

" Thank you, Furlong-kun! You're a very wise lad, gwahahaha~! Come over here! "

"Goooood Sunday Evening, Heroes, Villains and Citizens~!"

"You don't have to call me 'Thighkie' you know, jeez- talk about workplace harassment~"

" Happy Sunday, Everyone! Let's have some fun, not often I get a day off! "

// I just want to clear up things here but I no longer want to write generic Hero/Villain stuff with Ryekie. It all feels the same and it's become a discomfort. ESPECIALLY when it includes coercion via drugs / restraints

" GOOD EVENING ! ! ! "

" Some of my International friends celebrate Easter today, Happy Easter! I hope you get lots of chocolate! "

" Every day is exercise day! For an S-Rank hero like myself, I need to work out even at work! Call that Work Squared or something! "

" I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN. "

" WOAAAAH?! IT'S THE HERO FESTA ALREADY?! "

" I'm not annoying! You're just not the right demographic, hahaha~! "

> STOP HIJACKING MY ACCOUNT. PRESIDENT DARLENS TOLD ME TO STOP SHARING MY CREDENTIALS ONLINE, BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE A TRUSTED ADMIN

" Hero Rule Number One! Never stop smiling! "