standup comedy is a rich art form where an evil guy imagines how annoying women might be if they ever spoke to him

Cutting out the joke that “triggered” her is how we know the joke was actually garbage.

No, Winona, not again.

This but with all the Ultron variants and Argall’s skull is P*m’s helmet

When I'm trying to play Injustice 3 and a Jon Kent main uses the "Go Fuck Yourself" combo that stacks infinitely, crashes both our games, opens up my webcam, and takes a picture of my face

Si se pudiera acaparar oxígeno para especular con él, habría empresas dejándonos morir asfixiados mientras millones de imbéciles les aplauden al tiempo que se ahogan.

“here nigga damn”

I’m assembling a team

I feel like this all boils down to Fortnite’s fault

“as he progresses through the world he’ll get better weapons” is there a video game adaptation that actually tries adapting gameplay elements instead of focusing on just events or is this a first

I feel like we have another David Corenswet and Nicholas hoult situation where they both tried for Superman and the loser got Lex, in this case I think both Adria and Eva went for ww and the loser got maxima, Eva posting the cross arms emoji and swords crossed emoji kinda teases

Antony Starr has seemingly thrown shade at the ‘STRANGER THINGS’ finale: “Something just finished - I won’t say what - and nobody died. I was just scratching my head going ‘there’s nowhere else to go this is the end of the run, kill some people!’” (Source: WIRED)

Zach Cregger says Scientists told him This Morning that he is the Only 'RESIDENT EVIL' Fan to ever actually play the 'RESIDENT EVIL' games. "I was shocked." (Source: Deadline)

whenever someone calls the deep ”the peak“ this is what i imagine them to look like

This was real but everyone just went with it

JPMorgan ha investigado a JPMorgan y ha concluido que JPMorgan es inocente

No quiero ser el pibe woke pero estáis comparando a una señora con libido alto con una supuesta delincuente sexual