just saw ariana do snl. officially peaked. stevie nicks edge of 17 live. maya rudolph as kamala. AND DID I MENTION ANDY SANDBURG IN THE FLESH.

talking mad shit about our boss 🥰

the only reason I ever even joined this app was one direction

me to everyone: did you know it’s my friend shelly’s birthday

Never been so excited for a Monday morning ever. So having a go

When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused. I get it now.

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I need you all to understand that this is the official White House account publicly attacking a private citizen for expressing her opinion and how fucking dystopian and terrifying that is, without dismissing it because it’s happening to a billionaire please

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

does anyone know what you’re supposed to do at 3pm

woke up with horrible cramps... the body keeps the score...

pumpkin bread

i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

lay the table with the fancy shit

Nobody bools anymore. Everyone in high school was booling.

looking for tickets for harry styles msg nights 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30

been here since 2011 and now i need to fight 11.5 MILLION people for tickets i need a g*n

"Who radicalized you?" I was born with a rare condition called logic.