I almost felt bad for the Royal Family. But then I remembered it would have been nice to actually see Epstein go to trial.

CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. They will torture me to death.

Drake Maye. MVP finalist. 👏 Drake Maye | NFL

Remember the Banned SNL "Conspiracy Theory Rock" clip from 1998? Now this is a cartoon that you should definitely watch with your kids. This skit only aired one time before it was pulled from the air and banned from ever being used again, now why would that be?

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

He never had to do Robert like that 😭😭😭

Maturing is realizing men do communicate bitches just don’t like what we say

Since when was vday, only a female day? Thought it was for couples. Didn’t we use to pick a valentine to share gifts with?

Gotta tell her you double tapped her pic with ya tongue ctfu

She don’t upload enough

Rippin and runnin

It’ll be better if it’s them, we going to really fuck you up.

Lmao my daughter got colors with out my approval it looks cute but hell naw 😂😑

"if u need anything just call me" Also me:

I start tearing up when I think about my kids.

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