waffle house being the first to wish me a happy birthday is such a me thing

ate some raisins today and genuinely enjoyed them. i feel like i’ve truly turned a corner in adulthood

me when i get a government job and im forced to stop constantly talking about conspiracy theories

growing up means finally admitting that i’m a Carrie and i hate it

Today's anime dog of the day is: Lucy's puppy from Elfen Lied (2004)

Mercury retrograde got niggas trippin lol

Tom Brady's last pass as a New England Patriot. (via NFL)

Rihanna signing the Declaration of Independence (1776)

my old twitter was soooo embarrassing. reminds me of how i have and haven’t changed since 2012

football season 😊❤️

“why can’t you find a young, handsome black man that adores you like that?” —my mom to me after watching a CHEVY commercial

your wh*t* friend who has two black friends and once dated a black guy youtu.be/oEs0BP0i1Ro

i tried to be cute and gluttonous and pour my tater tots directly into my mouth but they all fell on me instead ☹️

i’m still not used to having a waterproof phone 😯

i’m always scared to go to basketball games because i have this irrational fear of getting hit in the face with a basketball

where were you when you realized post malone’s Stoney album was actually good?

RT if you didn’t do so good on the SAT’s so you took the ACT’s, got the same equivalent score, and then your dad took you 2 the olive garden

who’s in toronto?

bye Canada 😢