Are we shocked a Hummer owner is responsible here

Anemia was left off this list and I feel personally attacked

Been back in Toledo 4 hours and nearly saw a fight break out at a Little Caesars.. I really need to move

Why are Wii Fit boards so fucking judgmental

Call off Monday now

I wanna be a professional crab leg cracker

Is Jonah just slowing turning into Danny DeVito

Garage has no business being a fancy sounding word

I hope all the people competing for 2nd best hot dog swallower have fun

Watching Shrek 2 cures just about any hangover I’ve ever had

CC is the JV game before Faster Horses

deceased

She’s gonna get fuck around and get tennis elbow, 10/10 effort tho

How is one supposed to eat this, like where do you even start

Pretty sure ketchup is just boneless salsa

“no longer able to wear hats” pls elaborate

Daddy? christian

i can’t hyucking do this anymore

What is the worst activity on earth and why is it packing