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Zack Shornick

@zackshornick

Writer & Comedian. Coffee & Beer Snob. Squirrel & Whale Enthusiast. Dumb original songs at zackispathetic.com

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Finally saw IT. Didn't think it was scary.* AMA *Will still probably see a clown in my home tonight when I turn off the lights.

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That time when you wrote a song on ukulele and it turned out to be “Be My Yoko Ono” by Barenaked Ladies. Remember them?

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Nothing gives me more anxiety than hearing my alarm as someone’s ringtone in public. Oh, and Trump... Fuck Trump. #fucktrump