Vote for my band, Trouble With Parachutes, to play in Central Park this year! Many of us need a win this year & this would be the one I need tophitmaker.org/2025/trouble-w…

I know what you’re thinking: How does plugging his band relate to the writing community? When I write a novel, I’m writing fictional characters with personal aspects behind it. But in music, it’s all personal & I pour my heart out. So vote for my band tophitmaker.org/2025/trouble-w…

The idiocy of the world right now. I can’t imagine myself in a scenario where some guy calls me woke, & I reply with “Hey! No I’m not!”, because that would be f***ing stupid!

My band’s new album has been released today! We’re all so very proud of this open.spotify.com/album/133xZxXv…

Dear New Celebrities, If your last name is Spice, I’m gonna automatically assume you’re a new Spice Girl

You ever notice Willy Wonka dressed like a pimp? It makes you think…

I came to the sudden realization that 2 of my favorite movies of all time got terrible remakes. If they try to remake Purple Rain, I’m throwing down!

I know Planet Earth wants me to be team Buffy & Angel, but the more mature love with fewer words was Buffy & Spike Angel & Cordelia. No dramatic poetry, just dialogue that meant more with less

I really enjoy Jordan Peele’s horror movies, and I’m looking forward to the new one, but… I’m beginning to thing titles aren’t his thing

I suppose we’re supposed to inject our foreheads with bleach if we get a headache now?

Democrats suck, according to my deadbeat dad & my incest dwelling uncle. Therefore it must be true… ok

I have seen ghosts. People I know have seen ghosts. There are nonstop documentaries of people who have been in the presence of supernatural entities. Quicksand on the other hand… Ghost, more likely real than quicksand

Imagine a fight between Jason and the Blair Witch. If Jason sees you, you’re f***ed, but if you see the Blair Witch, you’re f***ed. So who would come out on top in that scenario?

Me on immigration? I’ve lived far too defiant of a lifestyle to give a crap about who does what legally. At least I can admit it

This is really bothering me, Fire In The Sky is a sci-fi film, based on a true story… a movie can’t be both those things! Can it? Star Wars sure as hell isn’t a true story & The China Syndrome stopped being sci-fi shortly after it was released… but Sci-Fi based on a true story?

I’m a bus driver from Massachusetts who drinks too much. No wonder I love Cheers, I’m literally a character waiting to happen

Does knowing what a philistine is prove that you are not a philistine? It’s gotta count for something, right?

All the people who told me there was no such thing as Santa, also told me there was no such thing as ghosts. They were wrong about the ghosts, so I can’t rule out Santa on that principle

I was talking to a nice girl on a dating site for awhile. I liked how it was going so I asked if she wanted to grab a drink. “I can meet up but I can’t drink bc I’m 4 months pregnant”. So I said to myself “Yup… still got it”