Tim Tebow got some juice left in him?

Nicolas Cage isn’t even his real fucking name?

I love watermelon but watermelon flavor works in absolutely nothing except watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

Man I just realized that if the Saints had beat the Falcons and then the Bucs beat the Rams, I would be sitting at the top of Soldier Field freezing my ass off while eating a hot dog with ketchup in a couple hours but nooooo

PaTD 20th Anniversary A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out: I listen to this album at least once a year. Amazing how fierce the pace is and while I didn’t really like the demos and concert, I appreciate them providing different versions of the album. Really beloved album for me.

She doesn’t know it yet but I know the Muffin Man

This Strawberry Shot Monster is excellent. I grew up on regular Monster and Red Assaults. I love the lo carb blue ones. Hated the beloved white ones. Tried a regular a few months ago after not having one for years and it was nasty. This new one will be in the rotation.

Kawhi to Spurs for Fox/Sochan/picks why not

Mitchell/Harden backcourt sounds absolutely intolerable.

Harden needs to find the guys who build the McDonalds structures in like two days time. Get the structure up. All the strippers that he knows to Cleveland on the next red eye. Sign them to a contract from now until May (not June). Would be like summer camp for the strippers.

What does Big Frozen Fruit have against including watermelon as choice for bagged frozen fruit? You can get frozen mango’s but not frozen watermelon.

I only know 2 Bad Bunny songs. He did not play them. What I did like about the show was that it was clearly a celebration. Last year, I didn’t like Kendrick and his show was so divisive. This year’s show is what the NFL and America should aim for every year. A celebration!

I guess telling her to “bounce on it like Tigger” was too whimsical and now fun time is over