Friendly reminder to enjoy Kobe’s 5 today

Hot take: if basketball players were on horses, the game gets 10x better. The Pacers start scouting horses early and become championship favorites.

Hottest take yet: put golfers on horses, game get a ton better. Immediately becomes more fast paced, think polo but with golf balls. It’s now a race to get in the hole as fast as possible, Tiger recruits Justify and becomes an immediate favorite.

All I’m saying is that if each team could replace one player with a horse, Super Bowl ratings would not have been so low. Imagine Gronk up against a 2,000 lb purebred

A horse could be a better rushing quarterback than Lamar Jackson, and maybe even the best rushing quarterback of all time

The MLB putting base runners on horses would certainly distract fans from the sign stealing scandal, and would also make the sport much more entertaining.

My column:

A horse could be the best goalie to ever play in the NHL. Put a bale of hay beside the goal and let it sit down in front of the net, blocks the whole thing

With the experience racing they have, why couldn’t a horse be a jockey? They would have intimate knowledge on when a horse needs to be pushed to its limits

My roommate (who is a horse) can not stop adding hay to my DoorDash orders. I’m sick of it

Just another Friday

If Rafael Nadal could play on a horse it would really expand his dominance on and off the clay. The speed on a horse would be unmatched and he would also have a loving companion for the rest of his life

A horse could easily win the Indy 500. No need to pit, all you have to do is put hay at the starting line each lap.

Imagine ufc on horses. Put Stylebender on triple crown champion American Pharoah and it’s a dynasty 🐴

My friends keep talking about Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, but all I can think about is how if the Dolphins had a horse as their running back they would dominate

Skiing may be the only sport horses can’t do. American Pharoah joins the kids camp and can’t keep up without poles. Horses should stick to football.

At the source conducting research

Just found out horses can grow mustaches. Yet another thing they’re better than me at

Why even open the bar?