CONGRATULATIONS, CARLOS! 👏 We have ourselves a new race winner! And what a way to do it! #BritishGP #F1

I cannot stop shitting

try and stop me blood

sorry i’m late i had to have diarrhea five times

On the way to Kazakhstan I was seated next to Fabiano Caruana. On the way out, this random fellow is next to me... Magnus Carlsen

"Why did they stop cheering for me the moment I reached the top?" I asked the master. He nodded. "Your fans loved the part of you they saw in themselves," the master replied. "They've been underdogs their whole life; they simply cannot imagine themselves as champions."

CARLANDO. 🥇🥈 #SingaporeGP 🇸🇬

YES, @OSCARPIASTRI. 🙌 That's P2, Oscar is on the podium once again! 🥈 #QatarGP 🇶🇦

LANDO NORRIS IS A FORMULA 1 RACE WINNER! LANDO WINS THE #MIAMIGP!!! 🧡

Your 2024 College Football Playoff National Champions 🏆🎉🏈

Ya'll joke about pooping I'm dead fucking serious about it, it's not funny

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

「ジョジョ第7部『スティール・ボール・ラン』アニメ化決定記念！」 ヤンジャン！アプリにて24時間限定 全24巻 完全無料キャンペーン実施ィィィ！！！ 期間:4/13(日)0:00～4/13(日)23:59まで ヤンジャン！アプリよりご一読くださいッ！！ ynjn.jp #ジョジョの奇妙な冒険

they should let you doordash poop

Victoria Rose Checking out some Spotify on my desktop. Geek vibes today

I bet you MFs don't have one of THESE!!! #GAMERSHIT