Me when it’s my round

ma humps ma humps ma humps

I wonder how many goals I’ll chuck into my own net tomorrow mmmm #NoCleanSheetsForMe LIB 😜🍆

Portsmouth fc are fuckinn awesome :) x

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I was making love to libby last night and I thought “you remind me so much of my sister”

: “we got some gobby twats to put in their place today” : Gets thrashed 4-0

I think the shot of whiskey is for turning up to football in those work boots #stompers

merry christmas guys, excited to start my new LV puzzle. #HiKath #Alright?

Boxing Day.. beers bets and the boys! 🍻 not for me though, washing cleaning and tidying

Boxing Day did not disappoint!! cillit bang really does get rid of the dirt!!

new year, same me. Chores all day

Hahaha me and libby did this and you hear her say “do some housework zach” & i say “okay libby sure thing”