She-hemiah Ingram

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There’s probably an actual broadcast term for this, but this sounds like he found himself off half a beat. Got up for the “Down Low” and it went in so fast that if he loads up for a “HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOORES,” it’s unusably late. Like a high jumper finding himself on the wrong foot.

Not sure I’ve ever had a take go from zero-to-idiot like this one is going to.

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The typo is perfect.

Congrats to an amazing production on an amazing run. Here’s hoping this void is soon filled by what we really need now: a Wings-themed Cirque show.

Here’s a fun one: If each three-digit slip number were equally likely and each trip independent of the next, on average, how many trips would it take you to ascend to hoagie heaven by collecting all 1,000 of them?

This is my second favorite New Yorker cartoon.

I understand that I am a very stupid American, but there were at least 3 instances in Argentina-Colombia first half of players writhing on the ground for multiple minutes and getting treatment. How is stoppage time posted as 1 minute?

Even Team USA is scheduling a directional program early in the season.

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Fine, I’ll say it. We lost the plot on the Castellanos thing. The thing is homering to interrupt very serious-toned monologues by broadcasters, not homering on the same day as world events.

Partaking in some snacks at my first ballgame of the year, and let me tell you, based on consuming 22.2% of it… the 9-9-9 thing is impossible. Genuinely dumbfounded by anyone who can pull it off.

DUA LIPA getting famous has to be one of the most impactful recent developments for crossword constructors. Two totally new, easy to use letter combos out of nowhere.

I wish nothing more than had Francesa still been on WFAN to narrate the Mets blowing a 5-0 lead while he was simultaneously learning of the Hawk Tuer girl. The world must not have deserved that perfection.

Just an unfathomable number of directions playing football tonight.

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