I either make $3 last a whole week or I drop $100 in 5 mins. There's no in between

Yet another school incident at a Santa Clarita School. Message to you stupid A** politicians. Gun control don't work and will take way to long to make a difference LOCK THE DOORS, PUT IN METAL DETECTION AND A MAN WITH AN AR 15 IN THE SCHOOL! The end

China just announced they will allow rice imports from the U.S. for the first time in their history Read that again S-L-O-W Trump just sold rice to CHINA 😎

Merica.

It don’t get better than me

I will be a juror and will take this process seriously, but this impeachment is motivated by Democrats’ hatred of Donald Trump, not justice. Impeachment is sucking up all the time that could be used for positive things.

BOOM goes the dynamite. Merica.

This is why it's always smart to carry something you can use to stab or shoot someone, or someones.

1950s: Segregation is bad. 2020: Nevermind, Segregation is actually what we want.

Chick Fil-A needs a dollar menu or a 4 for 4 or something.

A lake day would freakin smack

Never forget 9/11 🙏