Who named him? JK Rowling?

Creatine Caucasians 363 total yards 5 TDs

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Prince Andrew has contacted Steven Gerrard as to how to live life without a title

Triple cheeseburger you rats

“So lads, it’s pretty cool being a billionair… hang on a minute! What are you doing here, Paul O’Grady?!”

"Did you hear what I said? RACHEL THIEVES"

Not a single reason any of these people mentioned should still be breathing

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Shown his true colours there 🤣

If you can't coach this, you're useless.

Pays loads of tax and gives me bet credits when my bet builders loses? No complaints here

Happy birthday to Eric Dier, the man who made the most brilliantly pointless tackle in football history. Sergio Ramos, have that. 👊 🗣️ Dier: “I just went for the ball. It was about setting the tone early.”

Had to get his bird a day off school to watch the final

Found it

Maguire done more for England than any of those sat down, place him down of any of them.

The American mind couldn't comprehend mooching about Sheffield

Bombing you’d imagine

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.