“The Dodgers are ruining baseball!” As a 97 win team trades their ace because they don’t want to pay him lmfao

Never gets old

This post was almost a decade ago.

More than anything else, Democrats are allergic to *momentum*. They want urgency to end, passions to fade. Part of this is bc they are old, stodgy institutionalists. But it's mostly bc they perceive that harnessing momentum means empowering the left, their worst nightmare.

"i don't work for Mossad. :)" -- Jeffrey Epstein. Well, that certainly clears everything up!

bedtime is amazing because u get to get all cozy with a book and then put it next to you while you play Balatro on your phone

Me after accidentally hitting the 'Copilot key'

literally the most entertaining outcome possible would be that Epstein was an intelligence asset faked his own death with the state's help and was removed from his cell moved to Israel and alter his physical appearance and become a recluse gave up his entire prior life and

each and every member of Team Israel should be shown the faces of the athletes that were killed, martyred, slaughtered, during the genocide put forth by the country they’re so proud of. what is the difference between those athletes and these kids? they should feel shame.

Anyways, instead of rooting for Team Israel or any of the evil people on the team, please take a little bit to learn about the Palestinian National Baseball Team, who have seen some of their own players killed in Israel’s genocide of their home.

This edit probably goes so fucking hard if you’re a Seahawks fan

The Seattle Seahawks are world champions once again 🏆

I wrote about Israel’s instrumentalisation of Palestinian corpses and the logic of death in the name of life, for The Baffler thebaffler.com/latest/im-not-…

That Ring pet commercial this weekend set a lot of people off. I checked my privacy settings today. These are the agencies that have requested access to our camera 👇 Uh, no.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart: people are going to have to come to grips with the fact that there ain't no voting our way out of this.

🚨 Netanyahu is currently flying within Canadian airspace on his way to the US. As an ICC member, Canada has a legal obligation to enforce the arrest warrants against him. Mark Carney is abandoning international law by giving safe passage to this war criminal and fugitive.

Yesterday Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK proposed a Nuremberg Caucus:

Disqualified by IOC. Overqualified by dignity.