ChatGPT for president

Fuck United Airlines literally the worst airlines worst service and you should always do everything in your power to avoid flying with this shit company

What makes an old out of shape man want to wear a Speedo to the beach. Why not just swim trunks bro

The most useful ChatGPT prompts (in order):

Unfortunately cutting out alcohol is a cheat code

Healthy routines create consistent happiness

Can we all agree Replay by Iyaz is one of the greatest songs ever made

Poirier vs Gaethje 2 is OFFICIAL! #UFC291 in Salt Lake City is going to be RIDICULOUS 🔥🔥

I’m about to be 25 and my signature is still different every single time

BACKFLIPPING BMF 🤩 #UFC291 (📸: Josh Hedges)

YOU DICKHEAD MAHOLMES!!!!

I get that sliding was theoretically the right move by Maholmes. BUT it's not. Kansas is a legal gambling state. He let down all his fans. He stole money right out of their wallets. Now they can't afford dinner. Disgusting. #malhomesquitonkcfans

DRAKE FAMILY BUSINESS KENDRICK LAMAR DISS TRACK 🚨OUT NOW🚨 x.com/mediaacct0313/…

When you decided to be a funny guy in school and now your future depends on a bull run of imaginary internet money

Good day golfing with the fellas

Biden and trump gotta schedule a t time for next week asap

I would like to wish our great Bitcoiners a Happy 16th Anniversary of Satoshi’s White Paper. We will end Kamala’s war on crypto, & Bitcoin will be MADE IN THE USA! VOTE TRUMP! #Bitcoin #FreeRossDayOne

Forget The President, look at the backup. Its Elon Musk, Vivek, Ron Paul and JD Vance Vs Usher, Cardi B, Beyonce and Lebron James How is this even a competition for who should run the country?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary