This isn’t even a joke

i want to be someone’s evil wife

I sometimes forget how fucking insane covid was.

realizing I haven’t even met all of me yet

They tell you not to mix gold and silver jewelery to stop you from achieving your final form

A 9-5 job will have you sitting there thinking shit like “I hate people who laugh”

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

feeling the urge to isolate and push everyone away again

World class data centre in St. Andrew but 3 of the 4 bridges into the parish mash up n can’t drive over. Let’s be serious plz

i love chatting with strangers tbh like sometimes ppl literally just need to feel seen

this is like a renaissance painting

If you’re not careful men can actually marry you

other way around

The hoarder’s psychology is actually really beautiful when you think about it

googled if one cigarette a week is okay and they said no

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me: