I need to work on my gravitas.

The most satisfying part of this Catherine the Great audiobook is hearing Kamchatka used in a non-Risk context.

A little relieved that Netflix is losing those Ken Burns docs I failed to wach, bummed about Nude for Satan. #ennui on.mash.to/13K1aAh

As @mindusq says, life is 90% maintenance.

Accidentally opening CS6 is an easy way to shave two minutes off of your life. #protip

"For many years I slept on average twice a week. This means that I have been conscious for at least three lifetimes." -Keith Richards

bring me a mozzarepa @LizGreenwood4U

Just crossed "joyriding in a meter maid cart through the Mission“ off my bucket list, thank you Schlomo

Totally normal: a paralyzing fear that one day you'll wake up not being able to remember a single password for anything.

Can anyone tell me what's up with the sensory deprivation place in Oakland? I'm feeling way too sense-y. oaklandfloats.com

It's really bittersweet when Safeway stops carding you.

TWO friends got job offers today. I'm not taking full credit, but I'm not not taking partial credit.

Repurposed some sturdy trash at work to make a standing desk and feeling the need to liveblog my journey.

"I really want to go but I hate being in the city. It's a true barrier." --Annie in SF re: The Clock at SFMOMA

If Draper doesn't get caught cheating I'm going to kill thyself. Oooh he loses his creative edge and faints from speed? GET CAUGHT FUCKFACE

I would keep Bobby "Mystery Baby Daddy" Flay a secret too, January.

zoë banks melded gifs with work. Behold, the genius Nerd Underground Biz Cat GIF: bavc.org/nerd

I got AK from Girls to "poolboy" by a fireplace. #DREAMS bavc.org/alex-karpovsky

Today we bid adieu to BAVC Marketing Manager, zoë banks. Happy trails! bavc.org/exit-interview…

Regrets, I've had a few.