forgot i planned on taking off my shoes to squat and there’s a hole in my sock 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

righttt what that sack smell like 🤷🏻‍♂️

nicki knew not to mess w kilo kish .

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

okay so everyone’s getting engaged i guess

they’re getting too good at this i fear

The Thing is she looks Fantastic on all Fours

stomp clap music is returning to all clubs for the rest of the summer

hanging w my dad’s blue collar coworkers and why it’s giving king of the hill kinda

mami you can’t say that that’s racist to say that someone’s not dominican

you go to miami to set yourself on fire

hot straight millennial friend needs to learn how to use emojis correctly bc he’s making me think he wants to fuckkk

stranger at the mall told me i need a haircut as he passed by

The trials, fine. But the tribulations?

they got no motion

babe you’re employable to me

this diva

sooooooo………

now everyone in scotland 6’4 and bisexual i wonnnnnnnn 🙂‍↕️