I have a purge idea, but i’s just where all firetrucks and ambulances take a day off. I call it “no anxiety sounds day”.

Oooh, oppress me more, daddy!!

My parents made me cause they got drunk and horny. Literally the only reason i was forced to exist. Please help us in our fight against the hornt. There is no time left.

Fire could never kill me. It is way too much of a wuss.

Just realized I haven’t shown you guys my new baby. This is Mel Mel.

Bonjour

*looks around outside* *takes very deep breath* I hope i fucking die soon.

If people have bags of gasoline in their car, it’s actually illegal not to blow them up. Go get em, bois!!

If you could chosen not be born, would you?

Me, everytime it rains: woo, thank god.

Lol!! Are people STILL doing capitalism outside!? Lmaooo

Nothing makes happier than

In the next Fast and Furious, the cars come to life and are very horny.

Batman is what happens when a kid gets unlimited money and no boomer parents slowing them down.