I’m a sucker for an all day date. Those really are my favorite.

alcohol having a high calorie count is the reason why i’m not an alcoholic

I need to be babied by a man I really like.

comfortable, accomplished, and ambitious but ppl will try to convince you, you not good enough lol

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

knowing i like flowers & dating me & not getting me any after multiple dates will get you cut off im ngl 😭

i can’t casually date i need u to start showing favoritism immediately

that alcohol making everybody look humongous

thought this was my neighborhood for a second lol

Do you know how many bad btches don’t got $500 😂😂😂

does my future husband know the maldives is sinking?? we running out of time boo

Idk when I imagine having a child its always a daughter. I’ve never once wished or fantasized about being a boy mom😭

when u start thinking hmmmm maybe it wasn’t so bad

just realized this past february was my first valentine’s single since i was SEVENTEEN omg??

#opentolovebombing

bring back real lovers

degreed, ambitious, own crib might make me boring but it’s my favorite version of being boring lol

I hate when men enter a “cutting phase” stay fat you stupid fuck

“you staying with me tonight” 🏃🏽‍♀️👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜👜