I was in a job interview the manager handed me his laptop and said.. " I want you to try and sell this to me."" So I put it in my bag and walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said "Bring it back here right now!!" I said "it is 30k."

I hate Halloween…wtf do you mean you’re thick thanos 😭

N*gga I ain’t no damn fan. Respect me lol

i need a kai cenat stimulus bc wdym a random 19 year old kid from taiwan who barely spoke english 2 years ago has an adidas deal now 🤯

“when somebody keeps calling my name”

imagine farting n that shit fog up

I haven’t seen this much evil in a long time. This video had me up all night calling everyone I know trying to find out where this happened. Yesterday, a mother was simply walking home from school with her son and daughter when a group of minors targeted her son. She stepped in

Don’t forget to do 3 months worth of Grocery shopping tomorrow punters. The shops don’t reopen until the 26th .

I'm sorry but he definitely would've fooled my ass lol

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

sister you going right back

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

Ngga hair look like a sucked mango

them niggas gay as hell fr

Niggas walking back to their private jets like it's Uber. I'm sick.

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

Life after changing the sheets, cleaning your room, showering and doing your skincare

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me: