I’m giving myself a week (and that’s being optimistic) to start counting down for the sweet relief of fall / winter.

The annual pigfest at Madison Square Park #bigapplebbq Big Apple Barbecue @madsqparknyc

Being without #slack is like trying to write with your left hand. #slackoutage

. @GabrielKreuther The restaurant that does a bread and butter pairing with each course, wins the heart of this carb-lover.

3-hour wait to score a table at Au Cheval Diner was every bit worth it—the unctuousness of their burger is sublime, and marries perfectly with the cheesy crispiness of the hash browns.

Well, that made my morning. Too good, Qantas 😊

Sunset in Rhode Island: Pale mauve sky scattered casually with amber ribbons of melting sunlight; casting its twilight glow on the docked boats.

Before sending anyone back to their jobs, @realdonaldtrump, you should try doing yours. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

This is what happens when a whiny, arrogant, bigoted egomaniac with a depleted intellect is put on the spot: deadline.com/2020/05/corona…

I’d never have thought of myself as having a masochistic trait, but then I tuned in to the last night of the #RNC.

Despite of watching / hearing that intellectually deficient troll spew utterly ludicrous drivel for four years, he STILL manages to get me to sputter in shock and mumble “he did not just say that...”

The voters have spoken, and they have chosen Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to be our next president and vice president. It's a history-making ticket, a repudiation of Trump, and a new page for America. Thank you to everyone who helped make this happen. Onward, together.

Am I too late to submit?

Heard a French accent so delightful that I wanted to smear it on a baguette and savor it in my mouth with lingering efficacy.

Oh the looks of horror I garner anytime I think out loud and wish it were twenty degrees cooler… #sorrynotsorry

You know you’re a New Yorker when you unthinkingly judge people by the way they have their coffee, and by their choice of cafés.

Never thought I’d yell out “who moved my cheese!?” while looking in the general direction of my cat. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Check out this supercut I made of some of the rhetoric heard from speakers at the Republican rally at Madison Square Garden. It's striking the degree Trump has normalized repulsive language in the party as a whole. This is just how Republicans are expected to talk now: