the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

This jersey might go triple platinum in frats across America

Anybody who's convinced not to go to medical school because Elon Musk said so shouldn't be there in the first place

Oh so that just... worked?

He fuckin it up lmfao

nah I had to make a video lmaoooo

Why does no one ever mention the score was 0-0 when this happened 😭😭😭😭

50-50 chances that the opposite panel features the starting five of the Showtime Lakers

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

i need all you useless bitches to shut the fuck up. i'm cuban, i LIVE in cuba and i'm fucking grateful for these "influencers" to bring awareness to what's happening in my country because of YOUR country. they're helping, which is more than i can say for the likes of you

Hasan you’re just a LARPing capitalist who doesn’t leave his house to help anyone or Cubans *hasan goes to cuba* Well well well looks like your little socialism doesn’t work does it

Sex workers have more integrity and morals than your pastor.

Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.

As an American it’s cool reading about the Cubans curing lung cancer, the Japanese building 300+ mph high speed trains & China reclaiming the literal desert, meanwhile my government jails women for abortions, hunts the homeless for sport & puts immigrants in concentration camps.

I’ve never had this mentality. Idc that I had to pay for my college, if the next generation got to go for free I would be the first in line to vote for it

It’s a privilege to cry about gas prices instead of your family members being bombed

americans are on tiktok inventing brazillian orientalism

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

golf is eco-terrorism. and not the fun kind. fuck every golfer ever. mini-golfers can stay but yall are on thin fuckin ice