"why pay a woman bills when you can fuck a nigga for free" is some kinda queer theory. like that's dissertation worthy

I don’t have the Sunday scaries praise da lordt

TikTok done informed me to get a bedazzle kit 😭

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

I want proximo

I want a matcha 😩

Really trying to figure out what solo healing trip I’ll take this year 🧐 I lowkey wanna take two

Now why couldn’t lala land opened in Durham instead of Charlotte?

Trying a matcha from Dunkin wish me luck 🫠

Just realized my dad never got to see my locs 😓

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.

Getting a basic dental cleaning is more uncomfortable than getting a pap smear tbh

There’s gonna be another hello kitty lush collab

Why the hell do the new cookies at insomnia has caffeine in them???? …..

Me leaving my house at 8:07 am hoping I make it to work by 7:30am:

I really want black people to stop thinking everyone should be business owners. Just because I can make dinner does NOT mean I should open a food truck or restaurant.

Nadia got me feeling real petite after Pilates 🤭

I made it through Pilates without a matching set