bugs when you lift up a rock

if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart

I know a lot of dumb rednecks that are vehemently against ICE. Fuck you and fuck your stupid ass bar on broadway, you sell out cuck. You’re from fucking Antioch. You can’t claim you’re dumb on this topic when you grew up in one of the most racially diverse areas of Nashville

I wanna smell Leon after one of his missions

Her NAME is Eva Ramón Gallegos!!!

Back where it all started

Friday the 13th being the day right before Valentine’s Day is soooo sexy and me coded

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

Alysa Liu has dealt a decisive critical blow to “you’ll never get anywhere in life with a piercing like that” parents everywhere

Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands

‘shit from a butt’ has directly impacted my life

refrigerators in horror games be like:

I made an oil painting of an Xbox 360 red ring of death

these teams gotta realize they can’t trade players after i’ve gotten parasocial about them

This is the worst day of my fucking life

No, like I think I’m doing really well! I’m coping great! My top artists this month: -Purple Mountains -Mitski -Radiohead

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

(no beers in) do you guys think anyone will ever love me

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture