working from home is like 90% peeping and peering out the window at the neighborhood goings on

i love you baby

lotta you have been acting like you need a reminder lately🙄

do we think the founding fathers explored each others bodies ?

what if there was a shirt that had jackie o on it and it said let me nibble on your catalytic converter

Jennifer Coolidge in Collina Strada

car seat headrest is allergic to making songs under 6 mins long why is that what are we doing people

sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices

best part of seeing Oppenheimer in theaters will be when he says the “Now I am become death…” thing and we all get up and say it in unison and giggle and cheer and kiss and clap like they do when some fucker does a cameo in Marvel

matt’s version:

everyone is mad at me because i have really pretty, silky, perfect strawberry blonde hair :/

cunt wrap supreme

how do i get my feed to stop showing me millennial content????!!!!

i need an app that tells me what the fuck is in my eye

what cheeky little bastard made the mini today

this years met gala sponsored by Ozmepic TM

safe word: dongle

what is kamala harris going to do about the fact that a bacon egg and cheese in denver is $11 ?? constituents are asking.