“how’s self quarantine going?”

[pets during the quarantine] dog: oh boy oh boy i get to be with human all day & night i love human lovelovelovelove cat: are you fuckin kidding me right now

look at them social distancing

We’ve reached the final of the track events bracket. Two US top 5 all time performances. John Trautmann 3000m 8:05.8 Jack Jibb 3k Steeplechae 8:57.34 What a final!

Today’s senior spotlight features distance runner Jack Lillian! 🏃‍♂️⠀ Lillian, hailing from Warwick, NY, has been a four-year team member of the NYU XCTF, who has made contributions on and off the team.

Today’s senior spotlight features distance runner Ben Karam! Karam, a New York City native, has been an impactful four-year member for the track team. 🏃‍♂️

Today, our senior spotlight features Benjamin Heintz from Newtown, PA.🏃

My dumbass cat got himself stuck under the sink

After his close brush with death, he has ascended

Naperville, Illinois never fails to take my breath away. ❤️

proud to be the pizza capital of the world. #nationalpizzaday

4*800 are sectional champs. Bandukwala (1:53.2), Miller (1:58.0), Doorhy (1:58.0) and Revord (1:52.5) run 7:41.7. State bound!

NEW STATE RECORD 7:32.14 (Colby Revord, Aden Bandukwala, Michael Skora, and Daniel Watcke)

They did it! Revord to Bandukwala to Skora to Watcke. 7:32.14 School Record. Hayward Field Record. State Record. US #1 Nike Outdoor National CHAMPIONS!!!!!

This is (objectively) the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen

Hi guys, Jon here. Garfield passed away in his sleep last night after eating at an Olive Garden buffet earlier in the night. It was sudden and we’re still in shock. I don’t know how this could have happened, but I just didn’t want you guys to be left in the dark. Thank you.