The return of Exile Island > New Era twists and journeys #survivor50

a tribe is making fire with someone’s glasses oh the old survivor is so back i love it #Survivor50

cirie and ozzy in the finale would make me so happy

the way i know this premiere and season is gonna do numbers because of the old school players and maybe it will convince them to go back to the old survivor ways

ok but it’d be so smart to take him all the way to the finale bc everyone knows he doesn’t need the money and is just there for vibes and he’d get no jury votes

if I send you this it means I’m not tinkin #TraitorsUS

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAISIE PETERS IS ON COSMOPOLITAN

need them to do a wife swap style show where lisa spends a month wrangling snakes on the farm in bama and then rob spends a month taking rinna to filler appointments and yoga classes in LA

i’m a Cosmopolitan UK cover girl!!! i vividly remember reading cosmo at my mums hairdresser appointment, so this feels very surreal and very very cool 🥲

Devens: Christian I need you to distract everyone Christian: say no more… #Survivor50

maisie peters what did u put in my regards i literally wake up every morning with it stuck in my head

i need this man to win survivor 50 so bad

how long since your last confession?

not the baby mullet i’m dead donna 😭😭😭😭

how we all felt when we heard that too

aritzia trying to promote gardening in a white cotton dress is making me cringe (ik it’s just a photoshoot aesthetic but who would go gardening in white clothes idk sees like a stain waiting to happen)

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

has anybody done this yet

me every time jordan speaks on secret lives of mormon wives

they should give dadtok their own reality show (mostly so they stop hogging screen time in the secret lives of mormon WIVES)