rewatching og wicker man

san francisco is so cool

bare minimum for holding a conversation: korn, deftones, sevendust, coal chamber, incubus, limp bizkit, spineshank, kittie, slipknot, static-x, system of a down, staind, godsmack, linkin park, disturbed, evanescence, mudvayne.

when i make tacos, i throw in a little soap with the cilantro so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else, we’re not doing eugenics in MY house

So when it got shut down there were like a million health code violations but my favorite was that one of the employees was stirring a vat of coleslaw with their arms "submerged in coleslaw 5 inches past gloves," just elbow deep in the slaw

please watch this with sound

sorry, can’t make it tonight, i’ve ascended

Physiognomy check: Thinks his “famous margarita” is a fan favourite but people only drink it to be polite, has been working on a plan to turn his nephew gay, hormonal imbalance from chronic masturbation

Chet Hanks stuns in new photo

garden 2 table

incredibly hard quote from the great James Crumley

every now and then experience a wave of relief that Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri got memoryholed the way it did. imagine if that piece of shit had lasting cultural impact

I’m trying to get this high tonight

feeling pretty owned by this blue check who scrolled through my feed to find a shirtless selfie i’d posted so he could repost it himself

5 likes and i’ll chug it