It’s insane how many elderly patients I see who are newly homeless. This country is a complete failure.

Man, if MAGA went that ballistic about fake Somali daycare fraud, wait until they hear about the DOJ, FBI, Speaker of the House, every Republican in Congress but one & the entire Executive Branch actively covering up the largest pedophile ring in modern history.

Too much talk about Epstein and Trump I imagine 🤷🏼‍♀️

Where are the DOGE refund checks? Where’s my 10% APR on credit cards? Why aren’t my prescriptions 1500% cheaper? Where’s gas under $2? Why aren’t groceries cheaper yet? What happened to Greenland? Where’s my tariff check? Any updates??

🚨🚨Amy Dorris a former model claims that during the 1997 US Open Tennis Championships Donald Trump groped her and forced his tongue down her throat🚨🚨

I think it’s kind of beautiful that these two awful people have found each other.

BRIAN TYLER COHEN: Last question -- is Tupac alive? OBAMA: He's alive on my playlist

Happy presidents day from ages 18 to 44

So the Justice Department never searched Epstein's Zorro Ranch, the files indicate there are bodies buried there and millionaire developer Don Huffines a MAGA Republican Politician whose son works at the White House bought the place. Not suspicious at all...

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Shout out Bill Kristol Mona Charen Russell Moore and the late David Boaz for not being full of 💩

When you love free speech so much that you make it so something can’t air

When it comes to the midterms, vote like you don't want to be imprisoned in a former Amazon Warehouse for saying you don't like Donald Trump.

MAGA thinks the Epstein Files exonerate Trump. MAGA also believed - They’d get a $5000 DOGE check. They’d get a $2000 Tariff check. Mexico would pay for the wall. Trump would lower the price of groceries, Trump would improve the economy, Trump would replace the Affordable

Lex Wexner denied knowing anything about Annie Farmer's sister, Maria Farmer, or her assault by Epstein which she says happened at his Ohio estate. But Annie reminds us that Maria had a drivers license bearing Wexner's address.

Busy day

Just remember, somewhere in his suit, he’s carrying a small card that has the codes to 1500 nuclear weapons

Some of y’all’s brains just up there for decoration

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)