I need to ask my boss to let me rent out his private yacht so I can look rich for a day.

You're probably right but a man can dream right?

Yeah I just see these old ugly rich men with hot women so if I can be seen as rich I have a chance. Since I at least don't have the old part yet.

Got my new segway in the mail. I'm going to, what the kids call it, start bussin it.

I'm the best at what I do, what can I say.

A vanilla milkshake with a double cheeseburger does sound good right about now.

I mean I have been doing them squats lately haha must be doing wonders.

I have many names Alfie, Daddy Alfred, Big Al, Thicc Baddie Alf but never have I been called Alfredo before. Honestly it's getting me hungry again.

Yeah it seems so. What seems to be the problem? Maybe the one and only mall cop can solve it.

There's a AC in the mall I never really get hot unless i'm running after bad guys kiddo. Also I don't smoke I already don't have the best stamina as is so that would honestly make it worse.

True that vanilla milk shake, double cheeseburger, chicken nuggies, large chili cheese fries, with two corn dogs should have filled me up. Thanks for having my back kid.

You know, my daughter never told me what daddy meant when I asked her.... I think I understand what it means now. I am feeling pretty fine at the moment. I think a way to make it better though is if you put in a good review for me with my boss. I really need that right now.

Wow your parents must have raised you right. If you want I can get you a 50 percent off coupon for burgershack.

Are you my long lost son? TheDinkle

Them elderly criminals these days are extremely dangerous.

My job has been so much easier the last few days. No crimes that I have had to take care of. Just got to stand around and look like a strong big boss man.