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My muse

Nothing says “I cheat on my military husband” like this hat.

2000: Go to college or you'll be flipping burgers! 2008: What do you mean you can't find a job, is flipping burgers too good for you? 2016: You want $15/hr for flipping burgers?! Millennials are so entitled. 2021: Why does no one want to flip burgers anymore?

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

Damn, they said I looked like a convict in a Wes Anderson film.

Normalize using vintage cookie jars to store your weed

When you try to remove a piece of art and accidentally make it better.