Y’wanna know what? ‘Kay. [ He immediately pulls Dio into his embrace and delivers a hard kiss (with tongue) and also gives them a hard slap on the ass. That’s just for starters. ]

Should I take it out right now, then?

Later, then?

/ I also want to say to everyone THIS IS NOT A LEWD ACCOUNT! Dio’s writer is my bf and we shrimply cannot resist one another

I’m gonna take it out anyways!

GUYS I FUCKING BLEW IT

Please don’t bite my penis off babe. I need that to have sex with you. When you feel like it.

Well, um. Are you, like… hungry by chance? I’m hungrier than a motherfucker. Cheeseburger…

If you want to. Don’t let me fuck with your style, kiddo. I also like showing you off, so… do with that information what you will.

😇

Yes. Extremely. I’m gonna shove the barrel of a Tediore up his asshole and let it blow up.

I think I like when you show a lot of skin. So.

I’m gonna sew his asshole closed and just keep feedin’ him and feedin’ him and feedin’ him. It’s gonna be a good day. 🥰

/ starting silent hill f!!!!

Babyyyyyyy. You’re gonna look sexy no matter what you do. I like you. I like how you look.

Living bicuriously through you

Yes. Short dress, high heels, whole thing. I mean, we’re only getting burgers, but I like showing you off, as I mentioned. So! Do that!

[ eating chips. ] shoooooooo what’sh up, guysh?

shit. is that safe? [ shoves another handful in his mouth. ] sho who getsh reshurrected firsht?

[ IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWS HIS FOOD. ] ahem. hi, gorgeous. what’s shakin’?