Open the fucking strait bc I can’t tell my 3rd world family about my peanut butter shortage while they can’t get gas w a straight face

What will the lowkey influencers of Amsterdam do when they start to age….

Collar bones are the enlightened while cleavage is for the primitive brute

Showing hole on main be posting bellybutton

The micro vibe shift suggests departure from matcha and a transition to meth

I could name and shame so many but what difference would it make

My latest fixation is trawling ghislaine maxwell’s reddit. She’s actually a good Redditor in presenting and quoting sources and is rather eloquent. I find it charming that she says brava

The camera eats first but it’s her AI food tracker app because her overpriced Pilates didn’t work

Sigma foid: lame ego

The club is the devils church

Reading Reddit threads feeling like a literary god because I could turn someone’s suffering into a blockbuster

Amsterdam creative industry: >Be a “model” from a kinda fake agency >Have no portfolio for set dressing >Be commissioned for big brand campaign as a set dresser >Delay shoot start time because you forgot that paint needs to dry >Be credited as art director Lmao what

Post bender Saturday

Life is a battle royal where the final contestants are AI and immigrants and the arena is western society

The gentle depravity of pushing 30 in the club

I wonder how Don Draper would fair with marketing girlies today

what the fuck is a peptide