"Neglect." Rolls his eyes. "It's appropriate for you to learn the moment you start to hit puberty." x.com/to_atlantis/st…

Facepalm. x.com/sweetfairyjane…

"Uhm..." Points to her chest. "Boobs, and.." Puts his hand on his hair, then points at her crotch. "Hair downstairs" x.com/to_atlantis/st…

"She don't speak English." x.com/eacprincss/sta…

He nods. "Yeah, I guess. I'm just shocked that all these guys don't know." x.com/eacprincss/sta…

"I /did/. It's called puberty. Don't you masturbate?" Pause. "Flick the bean? Rub the tub? Strum the guitar?" x.com/to_atlantis/st…

"Doesn't she learn from school?!" x.com/eacprincss/sta…

"Masturbating is when a guy strokes the sausage and a girl flicks the bean."

Withdraws himself from this conversation. Cannot deal with so much innocence.

Broadcasts a video of both a male and female masturbating. "THIS IS MASTURBATING. FOR GOD'S SAKE."

"One word: pleasure." x.com/purespirited/s…

"Like cat napping but I'm not a cat." x.com/wittysorceress…

"Snap snap." Winks playfully. x.com/wittysorceress…

"My dad's a croc. Shapeshifter. Kind of." shrugs. "It's difficult to explain." x.com/wittysorceress…

I come back and people are still talking about sex, two hours later.

mrrealo "I'm just saying, my dad ate your dad's hand. His sword fighting skills didn't help him too much." He grins, proudly.

"Your eyes are right there, think I'm gonna poke my fingers in there?!" x.com/sereneturtle/s…

mrrealo Grins broadly. "Yeah, but he still ate his hand. My dad is an infamous crocodile that pirates are fearful of."

Sighs, pouting. "I'm sorry. I'm chill." x.com/sereneturtle/s…

|| I've seriously damaged my shoulder recently so don't know how much time I can spend on here.