// they're so siblings

[ He suckles on the bottle contently, trying to drink a bit too fast. ]

[ He spits up on himself and starts to cry a bit. ]

// WHERE IS FATHER

[ Blink blink. Giggles and tries to reach for it. ]

[ Slowly calms down and nuzzles. ]

[ More milk! Resumes feeding. ]

// WUKONGS STAND UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! MACAQUES ARE ALLOWED AS WELL

[ Finally he finishes the bottle. He does a little wiggle. So far all he’s gotten to do is eat, sleep, and bathe. He needs some stimulation. ]

[ He burps but then grabs onto Ze Zhas hair buns. Giggling. ] Aeeeeeeh! Gagub!

[ Junos tail sways back and forth as he tries to grab at the Lotus petals. Perfect stimulation for baby. ]

[ After a bit of playing his eyes glow yellow and he goes limp. No clue what’s happening besides celestial bullshit ]

// YOU RIGHT VERY ATTRACTIVE. Number 2 tumblr sexy man because sans the skeleton exists

He’s been out of the trance and and has slept for a day. Crying.

[ Where even is Wukong??? ]

[ Welp if Wukong or anyone who’s available doesn’t show up baby could starve. ]

[ Those will be needed for now. Dad went out to get milk ]

[ Is currently being tended to by shadow clones. ]

[ Crying! Shadow clones come to change his diaper, feed him, and play with him. His needs are taken care of but he won’t stop crying. He wants Ne Zha and Xiuying but unfortunately he can’t have that right now. ]