No traffic Fridays when all of you generationally lazy shites are working from home . Into my veins Geoff

Why was it not I dunno like advertised that we would be able to see the northern lights last night Then again Londons polluted so I can see fuck all anyway

Struggling to understand how from a health perspective the government introduced a sugar tax on soft drinks but Tesco are still getting away with putting a full kilo of mayo in a chicken Caesar wrap. Surely that’s the part of the meal deal the suits should be going after

Your bird joined the Bradford Boys in VIP

Dumped out the villa on day 2 for Joey Essex. Not even in long enough to get a boohoo man deal. They’d have to get security to drag me off. Seething. Livid.

Do you reckon a restaurant or fast food owner has ever just told eatingwithtod to fuck off

Would like to add my late two pence in that Aluko throwing her women’s England caps in alright fans face is about the same as a McDonald’s worker asking Gordon Ramsay why he’s never worked for 5 guys Different worlds

6 years on and I still despise sweet Caroline with all of my being. We’re into the final. Celebrate with a proper fucking song. Bit of Natasha Bedingfield or something

The Aperol Spritz is the biggest con of our generation. I don’t mind paying a few quid a for a decent , strong cocktail that I’m going to enjoy and is gonna get me a little bit lively. But £13 for a bitter, lifeless sparkling water and orangey weird spirit Prosecco? Madness.

If you post about both, fine, if you post about neither, fine, but if you want to post condemning racist thugs (rightfully) but were completely silent on condemning the cause of last weeks unrest , do you not think that’s a pretty ugly take?

Not evil enough to want anyone dead or seriously injured for no reason but I really haven’t seen enough twat cyclists fall off and at least get a few cuts and bruises lately

If there’s one thing I rediscover each year at Christmas it’s that Pringles are like crack

Any #afctickets or #arsenalspares hunters out there, avoid this bloke like the plague. Blue tick or not, he charges over 4 times face value. And then blocks you for being called out on it. Stick to legitimate Arsenal FC Spares

In a spoons and they’re offering free “testers” of kronenburg. Surely that’s tantamount to offering samples of cheeseburgers in McDonald’s. Games gone

You can only be respectful of elders if they deserve it, Morena is a complete bitch in every sense of the word #MAFSAUS