God i wish I had an industrial CNC machine

Breakfast is American propaganda any self respecting non-America knows all you need is a cigarette and a coffee

. Jollibee why am I banned from your establishment? Why best friend?

All theatre kids are millennials doesn’t matter what year they were born

We all know @TikTok is chinese propaganda but I think it would be funny if they secretly made it easier for non American creators to go viral. I feel like that would really crush their self obsessed American egos.

I’m a iPad baby

White men don’t have an Asian fetish. Asian women have a White fetish.

When your Spotify numbers are dropping and Kanye won’t diss you but you desperately need the publicity

Attention Gen Z‼️ Justin Trudeau has been very sus for the past 5 years 😰 🤢Now he’s called a crew meeting for no reason‼️🤬He claims to be done his tasks yet never passed electoral reform🤔 Jagmeet Singh even saw him vent 😳Trudeau is the imposter and needs to be voted off🚀

Canada goes to the polls Monday. There's one party that stood up for working people in the pandemic. One leader who has the courage to make the wealthy pay their fair share so everyone gets the medication they need. That's why I support the NDP and Jagmeet Singh.

You have to be under 5’ 7” to enjoy jollibees

What did people keep in their right pocket before cellphones?

I can’t believe I’ll never get to see queen live 😔😔 youtu.be/KGXpNpS9aTY

When did we get ride of the chirping walk signs. It was like I woke up one day and they were gone 😢

People complaining about todays #wordle are just uncultured