Think this applies for a second week running #lineofduty

If this gets 1000 retweets we'll ask martin compston if we can put one of Steve Arnott's waistcoats in the National Museum of Scotland*. #LineOfDuty *disclaimer: we, the social media team, do not have this power but it's worth a try.

TED HASTINGS: Nobody makes mugs of AC-12!! ETSY: Oh really?? #LineOfDuty martin compston @Vicky_McClure

Hey Susan hope yer in tip top form, I know it doesn’t fit the hate the Indy actor narrative but I pay top rate tax in Scotland, always have. Not through a company as is my right and would substantially lower my tax. I believe those who earn a bit more should pay a bit more.

In today's @thesundaytimes: 4,000 women have reported period irregularities after their vaccines to the Yellow Card scheme "Not everyone will be reporting menstrual changes they have noticed to Yellow Card simply because not everyone knows that it exists" thetimes.co.uk/article/ad4107…

Just seen Lily Allen in 2:22 A Ghost Story - great play and an amazing debut performance. Highly recommend #222aghoststory #lilyallen #SamsAnAnnoyingKnowItAll

Happiest of birthdays to the sweetest soul who has my heart forever, my little prince, Teddy. The goodest, most fun and gentle boy there is #dog #cavachon #doglady #furbaby

And they'll be blocking all the boys who got them pregnant, yes?

MP doesn’t know whether she attended Downing St Party

Millionaire's short-thread Rating every millionaire's shortbread I eat in 2022. 1. Caffè Nero - Royal Mile, Edinburgh A paltry 2 inch square. In the words of D:Ream, Things Can Only Get Better. Shortbread to caramel ratio all wrong. Each layer worse than the one above. 1/5

. Millionaire's short-thread 2. Cafe Gallo - Stockbridge, Edinburgh Bit worried we may have peaked so early in the year but this is now the benchmark going forwards. What a work of art. Each layer perfect. The caramel was mouthwateringly thicc and tasty, just how I like it. 5/5

“We received an email yesterday telling us that in April our bills are going up by 70%...This is going to drive people into real poverty” A #bbcdn audience member asks why this is happening in one of the richest countries in the world.

Dear UK government. Take the fucking refugees. Signed, everyone with a heart.

Best takeaway SF 1 (top 2 qualify to final)

. Best takeaway SF 2 (top 2 qualify to final)

Best takeaway grand final 🏆 #foodie #food

Inspired by Matthew Swanson’s best throwing event question, what is the best athletics jumping / vaulting event? 🥇

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

Inflation is real. Roy Cropper has had to put up the price of Pie, Chips & Mushy Peas by 112% in the last 3 months. #CostOfLivingCrisis Martin Lewis Robert Peston Corrie Blimey #Corrie

Daily Mirror have picked up on my Roy Cropper revelations. mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/cor…