Straight up lost my glasses in a dream and couldn't really see for the rest of it. Not cool, Sandman. Not cool.

I needed game developer Barbie’s ctrl alt barbie T-shirt so I screen printed it

I don't come here often, but when I do the wifi password is still abcde12345 ☕

Hot take of the day: all the telemetry we collect is just a log with different semantics. Metrics? Logs with a float attached. Traces? Logs with a correlation ID. The only difference is presentation, which makes Frontend engineers the most important part of an Observability stack

oh hey icymi you can find me at Cribl now! ✨🐐✨

It's not even December and I want all the nog.

Me, everytime in my head in the drive thru: don't say it. don't say it. no one cares. don't say it. just take the food and say thanks Me, out loud as they hand me the bag with the Crunchwrap Supreme: "Ya know, I worked at Taco Bell when the Crunchwrap Supreme came out!!"

So um, if you haven't seen me... this is happening quite soon.

she made people read this as an incredibly short dress instead of a shirt with no pants on through force of charisma alone. it was spice power

Sitting in the car avoiding the next step of your day is such good therapy

My coworker: it was 76° at 5am this morning Me: how nice! The entire rest of the call: 👀👀👀👀