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Just a reminder that a trauma code and a medical code are not the same. When a trauma patient loses pulses, there are only a few interventions that can potentially save their life—and closed chest CPR interferes with virtually all of them.

U ever see someone get really mad and just laugh like wtf u let that get to u 😂

“As you should” is possibly my new favorite phrase

My dog farts then smells his farts. Then when we make fun of him he act like he ain’t do nothin

Apparently one of the surgery attendings told an EC resident “you have more confidence than competence” and if that isn’t the most humbling burn I’ve ever heard in my life I don’t know what is

Is it talking shit or is it the truth

My dog refused to eat his dinner today until I gave him a treat

One of the craziest psych pt I’ve ever had told me I’m his perfect woman and he’d give me a son and name him Samuel like in the Bible and honestly I laughed so hard i said well thank god this ain’t the Bible lmaooo

A patient asked one of the docs what MD stands for and he said “makes decisions” and I loved that 😂

I was at the Marshall’s and I saw an older Hispanic lady on the phone and she goes “esa pinche vieja chingada” and I know the tea abt to be fire 😂

I be commenting on stupid crap and honestly never thought I would have anything come from it. But the last stupid thing I commented got 22k likes and I don’t think I like the attention

The new bad bunny album was mid

Sometimes I listen to Becky g song cries in Spanish, and I’m like but DO I WANT TO CRY IN SPANISH

Nothing will make u feel more asymmetrical than taking passport photos

@jocelynmnguyen @mklsanny Ana Somebody come get herrr

My mom called me to ask if she should marry Keanu Reeves or William Levi 😂

I just realized my dog has been sighing loudly next to me to wake me up. All just so I can open the blanket for him to lay down at night

You give someone one compliment and they become creeps